January 2012
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December 2011
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Talk salad to me, baby.
November 2011
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Watch
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Anonymous asked: Not only do I love your blog ( heh found it ) but I also am secretly infatuated with you. K. here we go I got this idea from a spam msg I received on Facebook lol.. I know you like me but were always way too shy to say so :3 go hit up crushmasher(dõt)com (uhh it wont let me do a regular link) then make an acct there. Search for the profile 'justmeandu33' ( obv me ) I posted body...
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You know that thing you made...?
Hey, uh, do any of you guys want me to draw a character of yours but in my style? I just got done with an INSANE amount of “job-y” art and now I got free time! Inspired by Natazilla’s formspring response and I thought it’d be fun to draw something that you might’ve drawn yourself.
So yeah, just link me and whatnot in my little ask box and if something looks fun to...
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Anonymous asked: Do people tell you that you act older, younger, or your age?
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Women.
John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
Zachary Sterling: wait
Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
John Johnman: maybe it's both
John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
Zachary Sterling: Heh...
Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...
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October 2011
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Too Crazy
John Johnman:
so I'm considering getting dressed and buying dark souls before gamestop closes in 2 hours....
...but I'm not sure if that's a bad idea today....
Zachary Sterling:
YOU SO CRAZY
CRAZY JOHN
John Johnman:
: |
Zachary Sterling:
THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL CALL YA
OL CRAZY JOHN AND HIS CRAZY PLANS
John Johnman:
.___.
I'm not telling you things anymore
Zachary Sterling:
CRAZY JOHN AND HIS CRAZY SECRETS
WHAT'S CRAZY JOHN UP TO? I DUNNO, HE WON'T TELL ME ANYMORE- HE'S TOO CRAZY
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Sex Ed
Zachary Sterling:
Okay, I got a question
I dunno if you're the expert exactly, but
What's the difference between 2nd and 3rd base?
'cause like
I understand in terms of women, I think
well
Do I?
Here's what I think, I think...
2nd base is like, feeling up a girl
3rd is like under the panties feel up/maybe even CUNNALINGUS
Am I right in assuming these bases?
John Johnman:
that sounds about right
so are you asking what it is for a dude?
Zachary Sterling:
I was just asking in general what you thought about either
/mostly if what I assumed was right
John Johnman:
Yeah I think it's the same both ways
Zachary Sterling:
'cause man
I dunno with kids these days
I feel so old fashioned
like
maybe 2nd base today is like, I dunno, anal or something
and third base is like, ball gag and paddle
And homeplate is like, a threesome
I'M NOT WITH THE SEXY TIMES, MAN
John Johnman:
LOL
I don't think it's changed that much
Zachary Sterling:
Alright
I mean, sexting? Rainbow parties? Fleshlights?
It's all so crazy, man.
John Johnman:
LOL
Zachary Sterling:
What's wrong with the good ol' base system?
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“Each second we live is a new and unique moment of the universe, a moment that...”
– Pablo Picasso (via aurelle)
Sailor Moon vs. DBZ
Zachary Sterling: I like the look of Sailor Mars but I think I would date Sailor Mercury
Zachary Sterling: I have no data to base this on
Zachary Sterling: But I feel it in my bones
John Johnman: LOL
John Johnman: yeah, she's got brains
John Johnman: I mean, mars is hot hot hot hot fiyah
John Johnman: but mercury's a smart chick
Zachary Sterling: See, my bones know what they like
John Johnman: she also has an english accent in the american dub but that's not like...canon, or anything
Zachary Sterling: Did you watch as much Sailor Moon as I watched DBZ?
John Johnman: ummmmm
John Johnman: possibly
John Johnman: I watched it every morning before school in elementary school >.>
John Johnman: it was on super early
John Johnman: I should submit that information as proof that people are born gay
Zachary Sterling: If only you watched more DBZ
Zachary Sterling: You'd be a super-straight macho man
John Johnman: SO CLOSE
John Johnman: Although really which show is gayer
John Johnman: I mean...DBZ is a bunch of shirtless dudes grunting for like 20 minutes straight
Zachary Sterling: And ripping limbs off and killing
Zachary Sterling: vs
Zachary Sterling: Skirts and heels and transformation scenes with sparkly nails
Zachary Sterling: I dunno man
John Johnman: HEY. I'm sure a limb came off at some point...
John Johnman: mayyybe..
Zachary Sterling: A nail was broken at some point
John Johnman: A nail was DEFINITELY broken at some point