Women.

• John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
• Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
• John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
• Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
• Zachary Sterling: wait
• Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
• John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
• John Johnman: maybe it's both
• John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
• Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
• John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
• Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
• Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
• Zachary Sterling: Heh...
• Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...