ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: Hey, I'm gonna go hop in da shower and then sleep and hopefully dream-study
Zachary Sterling: Dude
Zachary Sterling: On your test tomorrow
Zachary Sterling: Nothing can go wrong if you just use the Heart of the Cards
Zachary Sterling: Remember that.
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: In the middle of class I'll just stand up, throw my test on the floor, and challenge my professor to a D-D-D-...D-D-D-D-DUEL!!
Zachary Sterling: And then throw out your hand to them, while staring into their soul and say "YOUR MOVE, KAIBA."
Zachary Sterling: And just watch- you'll get that A.
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: Yaknow what, screw studying. that's exactly what I'm gonna do
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: thanks a lot binks, you really helped me out
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: I gotta go prepare for my match tomorrow
Zachary Sterling: Exodia Obliterate that test, man.
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: I don't even know what to say
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: that was probably the only time you've used that joke semi in-context
Zachary Sterling: And it's the only time I wasn't joking.
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: LOL
Zachary Sterling: You got that Egyptian relic for a reason, John.
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: okay seriously I need to shower this could last forever. goodnight, or bbl, or see you, thanks for chatting, dark magician, blue eyes white dragon, kaiba corp, jokes, funny
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: oh my god I need to leave
ATherapeuticChainOfJohns: TALK TO YOU LATER/TOMORROW
[3/10/10 8: 38:28 PM] Zack: Hey wiener mouth, how's the wieners today?
[3/10/10 8: 38:57 PM] John: oh the usual
[3/10/10 8: 38:56 PM] John: big
[3/10/10 8: 38:59 PM] John: black
[3/10/10 8: 39:02 PM] John: sloppy
[3/10/10 8: 39:03 PM] Zack: Fresh?
[3/10/10 8: 39:07 PM] John: so fresh.
[3/10/10 8: 39:15 PM] Zack: Alright, I'll take a dozen and be on my way
[3/10/10 8: 39:24 PM] John: LMAO
[3/10/10 8: 39:43 PM] Zack: Hmm... *Rustles through wiener bag*
[3/10/10 8: 39:49 PM] Zack: These don't -smell- fresh...
[3/10/10 8: 40:21 PM] John: AHAHAHAHAHA
[3/10/10 8: 40:25 PM] John: sir
[3/10/10 8: 40:36 PM] John: are you trying to say that the most prestigious wienery is selling stale wieners?
[3/10/10 8: 41:04 PM] Zack: I call 'em like I see 'em.
[3/10/10 8: 41:15 PM] Zack: You'll be hearing from the health inspector. I'm shutting this wiener cart down.
[3/10/10 8: 41:35 PM] John: Before you do that, I'd like you to know
[3/10/10 8: 41:56 PM] John: My company, Wienerco, happens to own that paper that you work for
[3/10/10 8: 42:04 PM] Zack: OH NO
[3/10/10 8: 42:08 PM] John: It would be most unfortunate for them to find out about this...
[3/10/10 8: 42:38 PM] Zack: HOW DID I NOT SEE IT?! Of course... Why else would I be writing a column for a paper called The Daily Wienerzette?
[3/10/10 8: 42:42 PM] Zack: I should've seen this sooner...
[3/10/10 8: 43:16 PM] John: I think it would be wise for us to agree that this conversation never happened.
[3/10/10 8: 43:22 PM] John: Now take your bag of wieners and be on your way.
[3/10/10 8: 44:26 PM] Zack: Alright... I guess I deserve that. I've always been an idealist, but in a town like this? I'm a fool for dreamin' of a world where an average joe can buy a fresh wiener for a decent price...
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[3/10/10 8: 46:19 PM] Zack: I like that this conversation turned into a story where I'm a newspaper reporter trying to uncover a crooked wiener-selling business, ran by a kingpin who also owns the paper I write for
