- John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
- Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
- John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
- Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
- Zachary Sterling: wait
- Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
- John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
- John Johnman: maybe it's both
- John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
- Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
- John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
- Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
- Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
- Zachary Sterling: Heh...
- Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...
- John Johnman:
- so I'm considering getting dressed and buying dark souls before gamestop closes in 2 hours....
- ...but I'm not sure if that's a bad idea today....
- Zachary Sterling:
- YOU SO CRAZY
- CRAZY JOHN
- John Johnman:
- : |
- Zachary Sterling:
- THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL CALL YA
- OL CRAZY JOHN AND HIS CRAZY PLANS
- John Johnman:
- .___.
- I'm not telling you things anymore
- Zachary Sterling:
- CRAZY JOHN AND HIS CRAZY SECRETS
- WHAT'S CRAZY JOHN UP TO? I DUNNO, HE WON'T TELL ME ANYMORE- HE'S TOO CRAZY
- Zachary Sterling:
- Okay, I got a question
- I dunno if you're the expert exactly, but
- What's the difference between 2nd and 3rd base?
- 'cause like
- I understand in terms of women, I think
- well
- Do I?
- Here's what I think, I think...
- 2nd base is like, feeling up a girl
- 3rd is like under the panties feel up/maybe even CUNNALINGUS
- Am I right in assuming these bases?
- John Johnman:
- that sounds about right
- so are you asking what it is for a dude?
- Zachary Sterling:
- I was just asking in general what you thought about either
- /mostly if what I assumed was right
- John Johnman:
- Yeah I think it's the same both ways
- Zachary Sterling:
- 'cause man
- I dunno with kids these days
- I feel so old fashioned
- like
- maybe 2nd base today is like, I dunno, anal or something
- and third base is like, ball gag and paddle
- And homeplate is like, a threesome
- I'M NOT WITH THE SEXY TIMES, MAN
- John Johnman:
- LOL
- I don't think it's changed that much
- Zachary Sterling:
- Alright
- I mean, sexting? Rainbow parties? Fleshlights?
- It's all so crazy, man.
- John Johnman:
- LOL
- Zachary Sterling:
- What's wrong with the good ol' base system?
