- John Johnman: I need a car or a bike furreal
- Zachary Sterling: I thought you said "bike funeral"
- John Johnman: A bike funeral would just solve all of my problems
- Zachary Sterling: Dearly beloved
- Zachary Sterling: wait
- Zachary Sterling: Is that how weddings start?
- John Johnman: nah that's a funeral
- John Johnman: maybe it's both
- John Johnman: but definitely a funeral too
- Zachary Sterling: Well, I GUESS A WEDDING IS JUST A FUNERAL FOR MY FREEDOM, AM I RIGHT?
- John Johnman: THE OL' BALL AND CHAIN
- Zachary Sterling: WOO! BALL AND CHAIN. BALL AND CHAIN.
- Zachary Sterling: WOMEN.
- Zachary Sterling: Heh...
- Zachary Sterling: I'd like to meet women...
