Sex Ed

• Zachary Sterling:
• Okay, I got a question
• I dunno if you're the expert exactly, but
• What's the difference between 2nd and 3rd base?
• 'cause like
• I understand in terms of women, I think
• well
• Do I?
• Here's what I think, I think...
• 2nd base is like, feeling up a girl
• 3rd is like under the panties feel up/maybe even CUNNALINGUS
• Am I right in assuming these bases?
• John Johnman:
• that sounds about right
• so are you asking what it is for a dude?
• Zachary Sterling:
• I was just asking in general what you thought about either
• /mostly if what I assumed was right
• John Johnman:
• Yeah I think it's the same both ways
• Zachary Sterling:
• 'cause man
• I dunno with kids these days
• I feel so old fashioned
• like
• maybe 2nd base today is like, I dunno, anal or something
• and third base is like, ball gag and paddle
• And homeplate is like, a threesome
• I'M NOT WITH THE SEXY TIMES, MAN
• John Johnman:
• LOL
• I don't think it's changed that much
• Zachary Sterling:
• Alright
• I mean, sexting? Rainbow parties? Fleshlights?
• It's all so crazy, man.
• John Johnman:
• LOL
• Zachary Sterling:
• What's wrong with the good ol' base system?